The AI doomscroll is now a 24/7 thing, it looks like. Open any social media channel, day or night, and bam! AI is 1) taking all our jobs, 2) smothering all human creativity, or 3) sacrificing us by the millions to scarf up water for new data centers. And in the midst of all this teeth-gnashing we get word of an experiment by Emergence AI, a US startup that undertook to test several leading AI models to see how well they would do if put in charge of us all. In this experiment,